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sö î hèãrd ÿôū łįkê gùÿś wìth áçćėñtš

(Source: eggito, via yogibreez)

  • Privileged group: how would YOU like it if we did this to you
  • Prvivleged group: *has been doing this to you for years*

Stoner Logic

  • Me: My lighter is not in my hand or yours, therefore it no longer exists.
  • Me: False alarm it was in my pocket.